I Want To Be The Very Best

Tommy, aged 21.
          It's been 1 week since i left my home back in Pallet town to become a Pokemon Master. My mom told me to get the F*ck out of her house and get a job (This is a children's game, no vulgar language god damn it).
        What other choice did i have but to become a pokemon master? My father left years ago to become one, and my brother Ash at the tender age of 10 left to fulfill his destiny. Is this my destiny? All i know is that i have two options in this piss poor cousin fucking town. Either leave with a Poke-companion and go out and live out every boy's dream of beating the elite four, or because I'm not allowed to leave our shitty ass town because of Prof.Oak's crazyyy rules, become one of his many aides across the Kanto region. So because i was given no option of remaining at home and playing on my nintendo in my sick ass room, i took my newly friended Bulbasaur and after an always close match with my long time rival Dr.Alexxx (Prof. Oak's second grandson) i left for my poke-journey. I hit the next town of Viridian where i quickly released my bulbasaur in the hopes of finding a pokemon that definitely wouldn't be set ablaze by that fucking Dr.Alexxx's Charmander (he's always made all of his decisions based off whatever would beat mine).

        So goodbye Bulbasaur! Hello Chinchou, Mew, Oddish and Sunflora.
 
        And shortly after, i said goodbye to Sunflora! These pokemon of mine are like trading cards to me.
Maybe after i settle down after defeating the Elite Four I'll do that! I'll create a card game with these pokemon as the card monsters! I honestly can't believe nobody else has thought of this.

      Back to my adventure! After defeating a few weak leveled gym trainers (seriously, how does a level 11 Onix fare against a level 50 Ponyta???), I bumped into my old pal Dr.Alexxx just coming back from seeing the Pokemaniac Bill. Of course, Alex was all, "brag brag this, brag brag that, im better at you in life, look at my god damned fucking awesome hair" So he challenged me to a battle and i put on my gloves and got ready to throw down and beat him up right there!
     He explained to me that he was a black belt in Karate and i swiftly changed strategies.
I threw out a pokemon instead because I was too young to die! and we battled it out like men.
Like men who make animals do their fighting!
Like men at a cock fight!! How manly!!
He defeated me a few times and after healing at a pokemon center we would meet in the very same exact spot and he would tell me all the things he said about Bill like he did before
After some intense Poke-battling he admitted defeat, like the Ashhole he is!!
I spoke to Bill...or rather...a talking pokemon who said he was Bill and i helped him transform into a human.
this "Human" gave me tickets to the S.S.Anne. I left shortly after trying to capture him with my trusty pokeball. With failure came the Pokemon named Bill's strongest attack, Police Threat, which he would use to summon Officer Jenny to send me away to Jail.
      I left towards my next battle, with a fire in my eyes.
                       One day, the Legendary pokemon Bill will be caught...