Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Joke of the month

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Sunday, April 29, 2012

Joke of the month

Tommy's Favorite Jok...

Monday, March 19, 2012

Alexxx: Journal Entry 2

Dear Diary, Last time I wrote to you I was headed to Prof. Oak's lab to borrow a Pokemon. Prof. Oak was happy to see me when I arrived. He talked to me about his project, which I already knew about considering he was my supervisor for my thesis. His project consisted of a device that would recognize Pokemon through a full body recognition software solely with an optical scan. Of course for this to work an existing database of Pokemon is needed. However it did not end there, the device would also register the behavior of the Pokemon and would...

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Alexxx: Journal Entry 1

Dear diary, I've decided that I should start to document my adventure. My life has taken a drastic turn. Last week I graduated from the university of Kanto. I passed my thesis with Prof. Oak. I now have the title doctor due to my doctorate in Pokeology. Dr.Alexxx, gosh that sounds good. My whole life I have spent learning and studying the theoretical aspects of Pokemon behavior and domestication. Courses like Effort Values and Pokemon Statistics still haunt me today. Despite the long and boring courses, my program at the university had its highlights....

Saturday, March 17, 2012

I Want To Be The Very Best

Tommy, aged 21.           It's been 1 week since i left my home back in Pallet town to become a Pokemon Master. My mom told me to get the F*ck out of her house and get a job (This is a children's game, no vulgar language god damn it).         What other choice did i have but to become a pokemon master? My father left years ago to become one, and my brother Ash at the tender age of 10 left to fulfill his destiny. Is this my destiny? All i know is that i have two options in this piss poor cousin...

Don't mind me

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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Tournament between friends

Rules: Each person has a "dream team" of six pokemon The pokemon must be in the first or second generation (from #1Bulbasaur to #251 Celebi) All participants will be ordered randomly in a list The first in the list gets to pick any pokemon from #1 to #251 The chosen pokemon and the entire evolutionary chain is now unavailable The others, in order, pick an available pokemon from the list This is repeated 6 times The pokemon game is played in Leaf Green You are allowed extra pokemon simply for HMs Once all pokemons have been picked, participants...